Actual Conversation Overheard on T

Elderly gentleman (EG) to his wife: "I heard that Angelina Jolie's lips are out and another actress' are in."
Wife: "Oh yeah."
EG: "Did you know Angelina Jolie is related to Jon Voight?"
Wife: "I think you told me that."
EG "They're 'estranged.' He seems to really care for her, but she won't talk to him. Seems like kind of a jerk." (He gets up to exit.)
Wife: "Be careful, honey. You're about to step on that bag."